Jake135: It always ends up in the ass. - Another rapidshare porn blog.

I was up early this morning ... as it were.

I had a dream and in it were three blonds. One was short and cute with small tits and puffy nipples, the other was kinda pudgy and unattractive, and the third one I don’t remember at all.

They all had the same name and the third one was somehow the “real” one but I didn’t care, I liked the first one, the small one with the little puffy tits.

So the dream cuts to me with the little one bent over and I’m drilling her up the ass. Then the dream cuts to afterwards and we’re walking somewhere and talking, but then skips back to me drilling her up the ass again, then again cuts to afterwards. I need to talk to whoever edits my dreams, he needs a smack in the head.

Anyway during the talking she says, “I find if you make love long enough it always ends up in the ass”. Not entirely profound, nor true in my experience, but still an interesting comment.

I wake up to a seriously raging hard on. Not really worthy of comment until you’re, like me, in your forties and wondering whatever happened to the morning wood. It was nice to see the ol’ boy back for a spontaneous visit.

Still, it wasn’t like when I was young when I pretty much had to bash it with a hammer to get it soft enough to take a piss. No, the dream giveth and the waking up taketh away and by the time I toddled to the ensuite it was nothing but a fond, but rather soft, memory.

I’m not a huge fan of anal porn although there is some stuff I like that I’ll strive to upload to rapidshare over time. I am however a huge fan of puffy nipples and that brings me to this clip, puffy nipples nude beach.

This video clip is 5 minutes of unbelievably puffy nipples. It’s gotta be the heat making them so puffy. Download, enjoy, jerk off etc.

Okay, for some reason this particular puffy nipples video keeps getting deleted from rapidshare. I can't for the life of me figure out why, it's a public beach, everyone is clearly of age, and they have exquisite puffy nipples.

Puffy nipples aside -- and they are tremendously puffy nipples, I mean those hard nipples could take an eye out -- if the person who keeps getting it deleted from rapidshare would like to leave a blog comment explaining why then perhaps I'll agree with you and stop re-uploading it. You know, it's a lot like dialogue. Or talking.

Or am I being obtuse? Another 30 days.

(At least tell me you got the movie reference)

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